Monday, April 27, 2009

Player Profile - Andy Coleman


Name: Andy Coleman
Nicknames: Bulge, The Bulge, Candy Coleman, Candy, ac, King of Air Alert
Age: 20 years young
Height: he'll sky you. that's all that matters.
Position(s): Used to mostly cut, now seems to be filling in the role as handler.
Special move(s): skying anyone that challenges him and super smooth throws

Description:
One half of the dominant force that hails from Pittsburgh, Andy's ultimate career really took off after completion of Air Alert III. Never before has anyone seen jumps so high or calves so big until Andy stepped onto the field in spring '09. In addition to being a beast of raw power as a deep threat, Andy has always had super smooth throws (see special moves) that helped the team this sectionals and will definitely be an integral part in our road to regionals next year. What, you're gonna cheat over on the mark and attempt to stop his beautiful flick? Oh, he'll just break you with an even more beautiful backhand for the score. If anything, his signature "bulge" will have opposing teams second guessing their own manliness and will have girls on the sideline thizzin' over him.

In fact, I wouldn't even try to sky him if I were you. Don't embarrass yourself.

- Mark

1 comment:

  1. EDIT: JT's calves are huge. But Andy gives him a run for his money.

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