Tricks of the Trade: The Swim Move

While watching the Gobies, I'm sure a lot of you have taken note of our incredible skillset of effective and stylish ultimate moves. So I'd like to take this opportunity to dissect the anatomy of my own special ability: The Swim move

Step 1: Begin Your Approach


















Show your defender that you mean business and start coming at him like an angry freight train carrying a shipment full of cuts. He'll be too busy wetting his pants thinking about you burning him deep to be prepared for the trickery you're about to pull


Step 2: Plant and Turn
















The swim move starts like many other cuts. It may be hard to slow down your burly, hulking, glittering mass of muscle (see picture), but this is one of the most important parts of the move




Step 3: Get low and close






























Lowering your center of gravity helps keeping you from tipping over while making your cut. Also, staying close to the hips of your defender confuses the crap out of them. While they turn around to see you go past them, you duck out of sight and begin your path towards the disc.




Step 4: Confuse Your Defender













The gentle, non foul contact will not only confuse your defender into thinking you're going to the endzone, but also cause him to be confused sexually. While he faces the endzone in frustration wondering where you went, you'll be hurtling headlong towards the thrower wide open with a defender left stuggling with his inadequacy.





Step 5: Attack the disc











With the swim move complete, all thats left is for you to grab the disc, lock and load, and fire off a huck to a waiting teammate. However, make sure you let them know you're about to swim move. They may get distracted and aroused while watching you swing your hips around your defender.


class dismissed:

-Kevin