Player Profile: Kevin

If Mark is the "pretty boy" of the team, Kevin is a close second.
Name: Kevin Pochatila
Nicknames: KP, K-Love, K-Poch, Pochazilla, Wally Szczerbiak, and a few others
Age: 21 (almost)
Height: 5' 11" or 6' (I think?)
Position: O-Line Cutter, Handler upon request
Major: Biomedical Engineering (ur pwnt) - 2010
Special Move: Swim move - uses it to get open on unsuspecting defensive players. It's real sneaky.

Description:
KP is one of the quiet emotional leaders of the team. He does not lead by telling other people what to do and not do - he leads by example. In the wake of losing one of our best cutters last year, KP was forced to step up and fill his shoes. To that end, he has surpassed all expectations and today is undoubtedly one of the top 7 players on the team - able to get open at any time, catch nearly everything, and play suffocating defense. He gets most of his offensive prowess by emulating the style of play of Wally Szczerbiak - swingman for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Beyond the obvious masculine beauty and athleticism, KP has unlimited hucking range, and uses precision cutting technique to wreck the field as he pleases. His contributions to the team exceed what he does on the field - as this past year he was Treasurer and VP for the team. He dedication is unquestionable and unwavering.

-Q (The Question)